Bryan

Southern
California





i could really use a massage or a bath or a lobotomy.


9:20 AM + 178 + reblog

my tumblr is unfollowing everyone on its own. 


8:00 AM + 20 + reblog
i should be asleep.

i need a new pet.


10:07 AM + 38 + reblog

house centipedes are terrifying.


1:22 AM + 43 + reblog
dead

finally changed my theme!


3:23 AM + 16 + reblog
new hairstyle

why do dogs have to bark while i’m trying to sleep, why can’t they just whisper?


10:51 AM + 59 + reblog

why hasn’t anyone built a mansion underwater yet?


9:27 AM + 31 + reblog
THEME: ROTFERKEL